As the match begins, Loserboy already starts to brag:
- "You can't beat me. I'm gonna beat you so badly you'll have to call me "master" when you leave."
Loserboy decides to take an early lead by attempting to weaken EvilDark's back by locking him in a crushing bearhug.
The bearhug has unfortunately no effect and EvilDark starts to laugh.
- "Pathetic! You call that a bearhug? What are you doing to me? Massaging me? Hah! You little fool!"
EvilDark easily escapes the bearhug and shows the power of his arms:
- "THIS is how a REAL bearhug is done!"
EvilDark progressively cranks up the pressure of his grip.
- "URGH! URGH! ARGGH!"
Not satisfied by the little pain he is inflicting, EvilDark lifts Loserboy higher while crushing him.
EvilDark releases the bearhug and Loserboy collapses on his knees. EvilDark then decides to work the arm.
- "You little puny slave."
EvilDark throws Loserboy on the bed and mounts up on him. He drops a knee on Loserboy's back and upon impact, his little prey squeals, but the noise is silenced by the mattress:
- "HMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPH! HMPPPPH!"
- "Go ahead and scream all you want! I am going to torture you until you submit, even if I have to break all the bones of your worthless body."